Plastic Jesus
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Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
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Long as I have my plastic Jesus
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Riding on the dashboard of my car
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Through all trials and tribulations,
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As I travel through this nation,
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With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

CHORUS
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Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
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Riding on the dashboard of my car
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Through all trials and tribulations,
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As I travel through this nation,
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With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
Glows in the dark, He's pink and pleasant,
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Take Him with you when you're travelling far

I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car

REPEAT CHORUS
 
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You can buy a Sweet Madonna
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Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
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Pedestal of abalone shell
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Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
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'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
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Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

No, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
But I think he'll have to go
His magnet ruins my radio
And if we have a wreck he'll leave a scar

When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say Damn
I can let all sorts of curses roll
Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
For he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic saved my soul

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Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
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Riding on the dashboard of my car
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Through all trials and tribulations,
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As I travel through this nation,
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With my plastic Jesus I'll go far